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0001Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 16:40:03.22
Which Pokémon would you fuck?
0002Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 16:51:20.60
Mew. Being a horsefucker, the body type is pretty similar to that of a pone.

I have no regrets.
0003Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 16:55:18.69
But Mew looks nothing like a pony. Why not Ponyta or something?
0004Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 17:08:16.95
0005Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 17:11:08.22
Pinky Pie
0006Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 17:29:53.65
0007Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 17:34:44.95
Horsefuckers aren't (inherently) zoophiles, anon. The pone bodytype is a lot different from an actual horse; the difference being that the former is kawaii and the latter is a fucking horse.
0008Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 17:40:25.30
I still don't get what makes you think Mew looks equine. It really doesn't.
0009Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 17:46:25.36
Of course it doesn't. But what I mean by "body type" is that their limbs have similar width, body similar width, both small, yada yada. Neither look at all like an actual horse.

I don't know how to explain it, but I guess it's literally "looks kawaii" vs "looks realistic"
0010Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 20:44:01.03
Wobbufett is a qt3.14 :3
0011Anonymous2015/01/12(Mon) 21:25:47.47
Any answer other than goodra is the wrong answer
0012Anonymous2015/01/13(Tue) 05:40:51.42
This nigga knows what's up
0013Anonymous2015/01/13(Tue) 12:36:29.55
Jigglypuff because of her curl, i want to just make out with her, and when we fucked, i'd make sure i have access to it, to play with it
or hell maybe even to put my dick in it, then right after she could sing me to sleep..
0014Anonymous2015/01/14(Wed) 17:54:53.90
all of them except like the chair and tashbag pokemon

fuck you gamefreak
0015Anonymous2015/01/17(Sat) 00:52:02.81
mr mime
0016Anonymous2015/04/22(Wed) 19:03:29.67
Roserade, I want to help it grow with my "seeds", if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0017Anonymous2015/04/26(Sun) 07:47:16.32
Fuck you
0019Anonymous2017/02/09(Thu) 22:15:40.26
sneasel desu
0020Anonymous2017/02/16(Thu) 15:39:37.42
there's already an official pokefuck thread. it's just called "pokemon thread"
0021Anonymous2017/02/17(Fri) 00:25:54.45
dude audino butts lmao
0022Anonymous2017/02/17(Fri) 02:31:22.76
even bui is in here
0023Anonymous2017/02/17(Fri) 07:32:59.10
Pokemon don't have genitals, newfag

sage, check my dubs
0024Anonymous2017/02/17(Fri) 09:54:58.61
>failed getting dubs on a <1 PPH board
how pathetic
0025Anonymous2017/02/17(Fri) 11:07:39.46
I'd cuckle the shuckle with slugma, tbh.
0026Anonymous2017/02/17(Fri) 12:23:55.04
Have you taken the brown pill yet mateys?